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Anonymous asked: If you send a pic of your feet to Todd Howard he'll sign you up for the beta

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toastpotent:

pietriarchy:

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me clicking the Send button to email pics of my tootsies to Mr. Howard

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Originally posted by barbietrademark

me clicking the send

button to email pics of

my tootsies to mr howard

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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centipeetle: “tumblr DESPERATELY needs to start banning people and have this show up on every single one of their posts after the fact ”

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tumblr DESPERATELY needs to start banning people and have this show up on every single one of their posts after the fact 

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bunjywunjy: “ chantosakura: “ picsthatmakeyougohmm: “hmmm ” prop hunt ” Bethesda home office ”

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chantosakura:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

prop hunt

Bethesda home office

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casadelanime: “me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet ”

casadelanime:

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

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itscolossal:

Hilarious Matchboxes Depict Cats Making Questionable Decisions

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havingconversations:

Love of our lives

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tom-marvolo-dildo: “me as a store owner ”

tom-marvolo-dildo:

me as a store owner

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memecucker: “If you think the CIA is omniscient just remember it took them a decade to piece together that there might be a connection between how double-agents working for them were suddenly dropping like flies and the fact that one of the CIA...

memecucker:

If you think the CIA is omniscient just remember it took them a decade to piece together that there might be a connection between how double-agents working for them were suddenly dropping like flies and the fact that one of the CIA agents in charge of “protecting” double-agents suddenly showed up wearing designer clothes and driving a fucking Jaguar

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